I Have Standards They'Re Mostly Coffee — Tee 64000L

I Have Standards, They’re Mostly Coffee is a playful nod to knowing what you like and being perfectly comfortable with it. Sometimes the little things matter, and a good cup of coffee can be one of those simple rituals that makes an ordinary day feel just a bit better.

This tee is for anyone who takes their coffee seriously but themselves a little less so. Wear it as a lighthearted reminder that having standards is perfectly reasonable—especially when coffee is involved.

Life’s Too Short for Questionable Coffee.

We prioritize comfort, quality, and inclusive sizing—because kindness should fit everyone.

This semi-fitted tee skims the body and gives a flattering look without feeling tight. The soft, lightweight fabric makes it easy to wear on its own or layer under a jacket.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Ring Spun Sport Grey color is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.5 oz./yd.² (153 g/m²)
• Semi-fitted
• Side-seamed construction
• Narrow-width rib collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Blank product sourced from Honduras

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

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